Remember when all President Barack Obama had to do to get the Nobel Peace Prize was step foot inside the White House? Well, now the man already has a statue of himself - a bronze likeness of Obama as an eight-year-old boy. I thought there was an unspoken international rule about making statues for people - like that the person had to be at least 80 years old or something? I guess all the prizes and statues just seem a little preemptive to me.