Ramadan Mubarak, Abdullah! [JOKE]

By HijabGirl on from muslimgrrrl.tumblr.com

Two men are in the desert, one called Steve and the other James. They have no water, are very thirsty but suddenly notice a Mosque nearby....
Comedians looking for laughs in Muslim comedy tour

Comedians looking for laughs in Muslim comedy tour

By uzzie on from www.reuters.com

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, "What is this ... a joke?"

Yes, it is a joke but some people would wonder what a Muslim is doing in a bar and how he could possibly be involved in a joke. Because as far as many Americans are concerned, the words "Muslim" and "humor" don't belong in the same sentence.

Which is where Ahmed Ahmed's "Just Like Us," which opened Friday in limited rele
Halal Pickup Lines (Joke)

Halal Pickup Lines (Joke)

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Dividing Seventeen Camels Between Three People

Dividing Seventeen Camels Between Three People

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Beards: They Grow On You!

Beards: They Grow On You!

By ChillYoIslamYo on from www.chillyoislamyo.com

I wonder how many Muslim brothers will buy this T Shirt, haha. I came across it randomly at Bustedtees.com
Want to get Intimate with Aziz Ansari?

Want to get Intimate with Aziz Ansari?

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Now that we know that it’s okay to laugh in the Middle East, let’s turn to some of the comedy available here in the good ol’ United States. Comedy Central is gearing up for a number of upcoming specials, including elan favorite Aziz Ansari’s first stand-up special alluringly entitled “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.” The show, recorded at Los Angeles’ Brentwood Theater, will feature Aziz seducing the audience with pillow talk on everything from Craigslist to thread counts to the provider of endless comedic fodder, R. Kelly.
Funny Islamic Pictures

Funny Islamic Pictures

By ChillYoIslamYo on from www.chillyoislamyo.com

I came across these pictures on facebook and thought they were pretty funny.
Farid – Qiyam and Witr – T-pain song Haramtender to Halalmix – Funny

Farid – Qiyam and Witr – T-pain song Haramtender to Halalmix – Funny

By mujahideenryder on from www.mujahideenryder.net

Warning – contains musical instruments (percussion).With all due respect to the lyrics, I find the entire song hilarious. Taking something extremely haram and adding halal lyrics, doesn’t make it any better to me, but the brother can sing (with the help of auto tunes).As we know, T-Pain is a Muslim (may Allah guide him). [...]Related posts:Busta Rhymes’s new song, “Arab M

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