In a stunning display of sense and style, the Iranian Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance have taken the bold step of banning the mullet. Yes, the mullet shall live in Iran no more! And truly, I say bravo to them for this choice. After watching several hours of American TV and countless repeats of, “COPS,” they must have correctly learned that nothing good can come from this hairstyle. Of course, the ministry has placed the hairstyle within a broad category of unacceptable “un-Islamic Western hairstyles”, but I can see what you’re doing, Iranian Ministry of Culture… you’re now on my style watch list you sly minxes.