WTFatwa?! The Mile High Club

WTFatwa?! The Mile High Club

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Once again plans have been unveiled to build the world’s tallest building, this time in Saudi Arabia. Like a child wanting a toy that he will never play with, reports indicate that the building will be one mile high according to MailOnline
Halal Pork?

Halal Pork?

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

When I first heard of ‘Halal Pork’ it was in French and already making waves in Europe. ‘Bakon Halal’ as it was called was a specialty on the menu at Muslim Beurger, a fast growing chain which started in Paris.
WTFatwa: Things Muslims Love - Forwarding Chain Emails

WTFatwa: Things Muslims Love - Forwarding Chain Emails

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Muslims love many things, including forwarding junk emails to friends and family. They do it out of love and out of not understanding how the Internet works. How thoughtful!Read More
WTFatwa: April Fool’s, Jordan!

WTFatwa: April Fool’s, Jordan!

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Last week, everyone in the world survived April Fool’s Day with their dignity intact, except Jordan. A Jordanian newspaper ran a front page story claiming that space aliens had landed in the city of Jafr, causing residents to flood the streets with panic, lock up their children, and above all, lose their minds. It’s no doubt hilarious and reminiscent of H.G. Well’s reading of War of the Worlds over the radio back in 1938. The jokesters involved with the hoax apologized for the inconveniences caused as they obviously only meant to entertain people.
WTFatwa: Muslims Seeking Power Through ‘Gay Agenda’?

WTFatwa: Muslims Seeking Power Through ‘Gay Agenda’?

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Apparently, a Minnesota Church recently bought an advertisement in the St. Cloud Times to bring attention to the “Moslem Threat” in America. In it, Pastor Dennis Campbell does his best to scare the Obama-hating crucifixes off his Christian constituency by outlining the preferred ‘Moslem’ method of takeover. Read More
WTFatwa: Muslims, the Stereotype Du Jour on NBC’s ‘Community’

WTFatwa: Muslims, the Stereotype Du Jour on NBC’s ‘Community’

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

For a while I couldn’t tell how NBC’s Community felt about Muslims. Abed, the Muslim character on the show, is amiable and so sagaciously uncharismatic that he’s actually intriguing the same way space aliens and insects are. Usually Community stays away from controversial “Islamic” topics but last week’s episode was a cluster bomb of ignorance.Read More
WTFatwa: Light Beams May Replace Adhans in France - Muslims Get Their Own Bat Call

WTFatwa: Light Beams May Replace Adhans in France - Muslims Get Their Own Bat Call

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Oh France, you’ve really done it this time. First, the French took issue with the Muslim headscarf. Then they figured, let’s go after the ‘Burqa’ to really make Muslim women look like “us”. And, while the French are busy thinking up their next plot to defame the religion of Islam, it seems that some Muslims in France are embarking on their own misguided attempts to thwart the French discrimination. This is one weird preemptive strike though.
WTFatwa: Terrorists Might Need Nose Jobs

WTFatwa: Terrorists Might Need Nose Jobs

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

The UK Telegraph is reporting that potential terrorists, and even common criminals, have a new threat to worry about when trying to evade capture and it’s as plain as the nose on their faces. That’s right, new technology recently unveiled by British scientists places great emphasis on “nose analysis” as a credible means of identification for criminals. Read More
WTFatwa: Can I Get Fries With That Racism? S’il Vous Plait.

WTFatwa: Can I Get Fries With That Racism? S’il Vous Plait.

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

Oh France, you have done it again. After attempts to ban the hijab, the burqa, and the niqab - as visible symbols of the “Islamification” of the precious French (i.e. white) identity - there is a new controversy that finds French Muslims unwillingly pitted against their non-Muslim countrymen.Read More
WTFatwa: Loser Muslim Guys Creeping Out Girls on the Internet

WTFatwa: Loser Muslim Guys Creeping Out Girls on the Internet

By elan on from www.elanthemag.com

The above picture is a screenshot of a series of email messages forwarded to me by a friend who was subjected to a common pastime amongst loser Muslim guys - creeping out girls on the Internet.

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